Messing About on the River…


A wise rodent once said; “There’s nothing half so much worth doing as simply messing around in boats”.  How right he was, and how rarely we get to indulge in such a wonderful activity. We are an island nation steeped in Maritime History, and Function Fixers have contacts aboard some of the most beautiful and interesting ships currently moored in London. 

You could dance under the stars on board The Symphony – which features a stunning restaurant with glass ceilings and walls, allowing you to admire London’s iconic scenery with a view that can’t be rivaled. Perhaps you’d like to set sail on The Naticia, an enormous vessel which can pick you up from any Central London Pier and take you on a jouey through history, complete with exquisite food and drink.

Contact Function Fixers today to enquire about where to have your event, and be automatically entered into our prize draw to win a Champagne Tea for Two at the famous Ritz Hotel in London! 

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